Last Allison Stokke update

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allison_Stokke

She's a good-looking HS kid and a couple of clowns started a site dedicated to her, which essentially had masturbatory overtones. Her father -- a criminal litigator -- started a holy war ("Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?") and now all of the sites have been shutdown and most pictures of her on the Internet have been pulled.

 

And dad makes his living defending the kind of client that, well, he's now warring against with his daughter's pics.

 

It may surprise some of you to learn that even perverts have a right to due process in this country. Being a criminal defense lawyer who defends accused masturbators doesn't mean you have to be cool with a nation of bloggers actually masturbating over pics of your daughter.

 

That Mr. Stokke said some of the things he did while providing due process to said knob polishers makes it hard to conjure any sympathy for the man.

 

Here's a new photo of her.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/131500/131687fkNJ_w.jpg

I don't know how you guys aren't drrooling (sic) over her.

 

nice....

 

You wooting-off son of a bitch!

 

Cute girl.
I prefer women, in all their multifaceted glory.

 

Zapp Brannigan to Kif: What are you, gay?





I kid, I kid. I really just wanted to steal that line.

 

How fast was that Wikipedia entry made after the discovery of Allison Stokke?

 

Huh-huh-huh. He said 'vaulter.'

I'm sure Stokke's dad would rush to thank you for this defense, DD

That link is dead. So I was told.

As fast as the lotion dried from the hands. Well, maybe the second round of lotion.

Wikipedia Entry: Pre-edit: Allison Stokke:

"HOT babe who poll valts for ___ high in SoCal. She is freakin HOT. I WANT HER. Brunett. Wears tight track pants. Alison, I love you"

 

Allison Stocky.