Last movie you watched......

How could anyone like rape scenes?

 

"Hope you like anal sex."
It's not real life, it was a movie...and I am a heartless bastard, and yes, I shouldn't have, but I kinda laughed when he said that.

 

I saw The Sitter.

It's not horrible, but it's not good either.

 

I laughed at the payback. And not ashamed to say it, for one minute.

 

Which elicited another laugh from me when she deapans: "Hold still...I've never done this before."

 

Agree that it's not scary. But I thought the scene where the guy breaks his legs and then gets eaten by wolves was effective.
I did think the wolves were ridiculous, though. I'm not sure I'd want to visit a ski resort that has a pack of man-eaters residing right next to its runs.

 

I posted about this movie a couple of months ago. I just wondered if the girl survived. Hard to tell at the end when she's in the car, if she fell asleep or died.

 

I know I'm really late to this party but I just saw Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Man, what a terrific flick.

I don't know if it's because I found the trailer unfunny and unmemorable and thus had low expectations for this flick but all the hype on here made me curious and, damn, am I glad you guys pointed me in the right direction.

I can remember being that teenage kid with the crush on the out-of-my-league girl and, I've got to tell you, for a moment this movie took me right back there. (SPOILER AHEAD) And while I know you guys had a problem with her giving him those nude photos, I actually thought it was a really sweet moment. Here's a girl who's basically had the most embarrassing moment of her entire life happen and while everyone else is quick to throw her aside and judge her, here's this 13-year old kid who decides he still likes her.

And because she'll clearly never get a shot with Cal, who just professed his undying love to his wife, when all she wanted was a chance to be taken seriously, it makes perfect sense that she would then want to give this kid a chance because she knows how much it hurts to feel that way.

I don't know, something about that really hit home for me.

I guess the whole thing I wish they had explored a little deeper was the changes Jacob went through. Seemed a bit too tidy to me that he could go from Lothario to hopeless romantic in the course of one conversation with Hannah. LOVED the two reveal moments of the Parent-Teacher meeting and the mini-golf date though. Completely caught me off guard and were hysterical.

Overall, I'd have to give this a 9/10 and, right now, this is the best movie I've seen in 2012. (Yeah, yeah, I know but I'm going to try to keep a list all year so don't ridicule me too much).

 

I AM A RAPIST PIG

 

Real Steel - I'll admit that I found the trailer for this one intriguing. It seemed like it had the potential to be all right. But no. It's rancid shit. Most annoying kid actor since Jake Lloyd in Phantom Menace and a plot of fuck. I mean the kid's mother just died and there's no reference to her or sadness displayed. It's like, she's dead let's move on and play with robots. Hey you're my dad! That's cool. I will automatically take to being with you like nothing ever happened. I DON'T LIKE HAMBURGERS!

I can accept finding the robot in a junk yard, but falling off a 100-foot cliff (randomly put in the middle of the junk yard) and getting snagged by the arm of it in the middle of a rain storm is lunacy. Evangeline Lilly is so distractingly hot, it's hilarious. They might as well have put her in bra and panties in some of those scenes where she was talking to the kid.

 

I thought she survived. And, frankly, I was pissed she didn't get hit by the car.

 

"Hostel," just now on IFC. Urk.