Late-night (and some daylight) ramblings

And I have to go take him for a walk now.

 

Am I invisible tonight?

 

No.. I'm not. Does that mean I'm a vampire?

 

Ew. The end.

 

*snoring*

 

Hey, guys, I'm drunk.

I understand this is sort of SportsJournalists.com's informal drunk tank so I'm gonna chill here a bit until I sober up.

 

The more the merrier.

 

The Brady Bunch never was able to dunk Alice, you know. She accidentally fell in while she was cleaning the glass.

 

Waddup?

 

Doc! Buck! You guys holding it down, as we say in the streets?

 

Cool, cool. Kinda low-key in here tonight.

 

Just drank some V8 and I feel great! I feel like a wuss for loving piss light beer so much, but the expensive stuff just sits there like an anvil in your stomach and makes you feel so much drunker than you actually are.