Late-night (and some daylight) ramblings

Nice. Can't get enough Jeff The Drunk references.

 

I don't get it.

 

I don't get it...but you all know you're invited

 

I was referring to a regular on the Howard Stern show who uses that same phrase whenever he's on.

 

Whatever ...

 

Pre.cious. (and you MUST put the pause in there for the full effect)

 

Doc ruins threads.


Whatever!!

 

Doc doesn't ruin threads.. he makes them entertaining.... to himself

Hi 21 

 

Umm... I don't mind clowns, too much... I mind something else, though.

 

"It" scared the crap out of me, too.

And Doc... please.. don't cause fear in our friends or I will punish you

 

Doc is not a thread ruiner.. he just makes us all scared to come back to the thread for fear of seeing that damn clown!

 

So check this out:

Last summer, I was moving a television from one side of my bedroom to the other, slipped, fell and broke my left big toe when the tv crished it. It sucked. Today, I'm helping a lady friend of mine move from one side of town to the other, and I might have broken my right big toe. Her brother and I were carrying the largest entertainment center in history, and he zigged while I zagged. You could see the blood through the shoe. It was disgusting. We kept carrying things though (because I'm a moron), and lo and behold, about three hours later, her brother zigged, I zagged, and a coffee table fell on the same toe. I skipped dinner tonight and went straight to Jack until I can get a doctor to look at it sometime tomorrow. Of course, it will be the same doctor as last year, and I'm sure he'll have a good chuckle.

So how was everyone else's day?