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Late-night (and some daylight) ramblings

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flash, May 30, 2006.

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  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Eternity. There is no good excuse.

    You wouldn't hock a loogie at her feet, or take a dump on the floor....you can pass gas somewhere else as well.
     
    21, May 30, 2006
    #49
  2. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    awesome song?
     
    Chuck~Taylor, May 31, 2006
    #50
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    So I guess a Dutch Oven is out of the question as far as you're concerned as well, 21?

    ;D
     
    Norman Stansfield, May 31, 2006
    #51
  4. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    You've got to cut down on those protein shakes, Flash...
     
    Norman Stansfield, May 31, 2006
    #52
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    I don't know, I'm not much for baking. I keep shoes in my oven.
     
    21, May 31, 2006
    #53
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    You've really got to play it by ear. It varies depending on the relationship and the woman.
    Always err on the side of caution. Don't give her the Dutch oven right away.
     
    Buck, May 31, 2006
    #54
  7. lono

    lono Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Face it, relationships are complicated.
     
    lono, May 31, 2006
    #55
  8. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Oprah could give you the answer. She knows everything ::).
     
    Chuck~Taylor, May 31, 2006
    #56
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    how soon before she holds the lighter for you?
     
    spaceman, May 31, 2006
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  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Let's take this one step further:

    Is it ever OK to dookie in front of a significant other?

    What if you're both in a rush in the morning and have only one bathroom?

    Does that necessitate a trip to McDonald's down the street for one of you?
     
    Norman Stansfield, May 31, 2006
    #58
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Cleveland steamer?
     
    Buck, May 31, 2006
    #59
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Truer words have ne'er been spoken.
     
    Flash, May 31, 2006
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