Let me christen the first "American Idol" 2008 thread

hey, fucker, i LISTEN to survivor.

 

Shit, I wouldn't even admit to that.

 

because there isn't a story in your eye.

 

OK, I just got home to watch the finale (and yes, mine cut off at "The winner of American Idol is...") and I have just this to say.

David Hernandez, I can help you. I want you naked at my side.

God, even the way he whispered that was hot.

 

Get a sex change and maybe he'll be interested in you.

 

ALLEGEDLY.

 

Deal with it, Chica.

 

So let me get this straight.

If I stripped at a lesbian bar, grinding on other women, letting them do body shots off of me...that means I'm a lesbian?

 

No, but it means sjfsdf sa foaewhfhhw

 

1) That's hot and I want pics immediately.

2) Not necessarily, but don't you think most people would assume you were?

3) Lesbianism is more accepted in our society. I think it's much less likely a straight man would strip in a gay bar than a straight woman.

 

Assume? Yes.

That's why I remain a stickler for ALLEGEDLY.

I won't believe otherwise until I rape attempt to seduce him.

 

Good plan. If you rape him, it does nothing to prove that he's not gay. If you succeed in seducing him, that's evidence in your favor.