Life's cheap but special pleasures

never heard that one. will use it in the future, though.

 

There's a cartoon of it somewhere in the Interwebs. A buddy of mine sent it to me years ago but I can't seem to find it. If I do, I'll let you know, Tomas.

 

Awesome! I found it!

http://www.frallans.com/vecka3/images/Hot%20snatch.jpg

Oh and if you're not at work, entering hot snatch in a Yahoo search is GUARANTEED to bring lots of fun.

 

you are a god.

 

A softly lit room.
My favorite beautiful brunette next to me.
And "Strawberry Letter 23" on the eight-track.

 

A nice, cool night like tonight, when I can crack the bedroom windows and burrow down under the covers for some really good sleep.

Walking in the door after another tough day, and all the kids' faces light up and they rush to climb all over you.

Letting them "tackle" you after that.

Walking into the kids' room before bed and watching them in the dark as they sleep, breathing well and looking so content with the happy dreams of the young.

A Milky Way Dark bar dipped into JIF peanut butter.

Morning sex. And long, deep kisses. Especially with the morning sex.

 

morning sex is great, don't get me wrong. but kissing in the morning? shiiiiiiit. only after a good brushing and mouthwash. even the most beautiful girl's mouth tastes like ass first thing in the morning.

 

That's what you get for not understanding ass to mouth, Tomas.

 

Walking outside under the stars on a cool summer night.

 

and that explains so much.

 

Yes, talking about the dog.
If I cuddle with the wife long enough (and the dog is shut out of the room), I can only hope she'll do things with my wiener. ;D

 

If it helps, if I'm bored today, I'll hope for you.