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"Like having a mini-heartbeat in my crotch"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by goalmouth, Oct 16, 2007.

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  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Patient: Oh how ever will I pay for this collagen?
    Dr. Matlock: (standing poised) Oh, I can think of something. Now let me give you this dense dollop, and we'll begin...
    (cue synthesizer music)
     
    Batman, Oct 16, 2007
    #13
  2. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Does it ryhme with Hest?
     
    Pete Incaviglia, Oct 16, 2007
    #14
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    "Press 1 for G-spot enhancement. Press 2 for wall reconstruction. Press 3 for clitorial rebuilding. All other inquiries, press 4."
     
    hondo, Oct 16, 2007
    #15
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You do push my buttons, hondo.

    I have already been replaced with an automated message. Story of my life...
     
    The Big Ragu, Oct 16, 2007
    #16
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Hey baby, do you have change for a dollar?
     
    21, Oct 16, 2007
    #17
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I think so. Help me find my roll of quarters.
     
    Ace, Oct 16, 2007
    #18
  7. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    If it's my place to say so, this may be hondo's finest post ever.
    LOTS of Diet Coke in the air.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Oct 16, 2007
    #19
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Is that a stack of quarters in your g-spot or are you just happy to see me?
     
    slappy4428, Oct 16, 2007
    #20
  9. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Matlock is poised....


    [​IMG]
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Oct 16, 2007
    #21
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    This thread should be locked right now and fast-tracked to the front of the thread-of-the-year line.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Oct 16, 2007
    #22
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And sticky it!
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 16, 2007
    #23
  12. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Suppose I went to Harlem and Compton and saw where all of the thugs hang out. Would you say I found the G-spot?
     
    Mayfly, Oct 16, 2007
    #24
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