Like Mike, I wanna be like Mike

Michael Jordan's worth well exceeds $150 million. Methinks he'll be just fine.

I'm sure he appreciates, though, your sincere interest. If you'd like, why not set up a divorce defense fund for No. 23?

 

And Kobe didn't sign a prenup. In the immortal words of one Fred G. Sanford. "YOU BIG DUMMY!"

 

He'll be great until he decides he wants to own an NBA team again.

 

Oh man, I forgot about this!!! Unreal...

 

Are you a stalker or somethin'? I mean my god, how the hell do you know this?

 

It's public record, bro! Do your homework!

Plus, like I said, there was a great article in Newsweek following the CO thing, and it laid out how socially immature KB was, and how his peeps were trying to, um, 'alleviate' that situation.

If that's the case - and you're young and rich - DONT get married, for a long time. But Kobe wouldn't listen to his folks, and he didn't get a pre-nup. D-U-M-B.

 

No no no no my friend. His folks didn't want him to marry her because she wasn't black.

Do your homework.

 

I know they didn't want that, trust me. They also didn't want him to get married yet.

People might not like what I have to say, but I always do my homework, baby.

 

What's wrong with getting married young?
He can do whatever he wants to do.

 

Nothing.

And yes, he can.

But that's part of his burden/greatness - he doesn't listen to ANYBODY. Not Shaq, not Phil, not his parents, nobody.

That stubbornness can be great, but it can also get you in trouble (see: CO, no pre-nup).

 

.....But you have to admit he's listening to Phil now, right?

 

Is he? I hope he is.

Hey, I don't want to threadjack.

Look, Mike J ain't buying an NBA team anytime soon, that's the bottom line.

He wants to make up this shortfall, there's going to be a TON of games with Barkley, as well as some damn good Vegas runs.