Lindsay busted again

Britney is pregnant again?

 

Somewhere, Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore is laughing their asses off.

Pulled over for chasing her newly former personal assistant's mother and some coke in her pockets.

Margot Kidder thinks that's fucked up.

 

Studios need to quit hiring Ms. Lohan until she's clean for say a year. A month at this point would be a vast improvement.

Take away the movie roles, please. Or she'll either overdose, die driving drunk or kill herself by the time's she's 25.

 

She's down to two options: Scientology or the Surreal Life.

 

I hear she can play Farrah Fawcett's role in Flava Flav's Roast in August on Comedy Central....