Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

Girl who works for me is disappointed because it won't be meth teeth LiLo to be photographed.

 

I would guess that Photoshop is a tad more cost efficient.

 

Her dad is adorable, too. I was just reading on TMZ about Michael Lohan's recent arrest after beating up his girlfriend because she wouldn't perform oral sex on him. I guess that stint in front of a judge didn't deter him, though, because he continued trying to contact the gf after the judge ordered him not to. The police went to pick Lohan up at his hotel for making the alleged threatening phone calls, and Lohan attempted to flee by jumping off the balcony, resulting in some sad wooden chair casualties. He then attempted to hide in a patch of trees. Shockingly, drugs and alcohol were involved. Jesus Effing Christ.

RIP wooden hotel chairs.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/27/michael-lohan-arrested-again-kate-major/

 

Those wooden chairs were great in The Clie...

Nah, screw it, that joke's played out.

 

RIP The Client jokes.

I loved you in The Client.

 

Two thoughts o the Marilyn/Lohan shoot.

1. I don't think Marilyn had a tattoo on her butt.

2. Lindsey is 25 in that photo. Marilyn I believe was 34 when she did the original. Lindsey looks older than Monroe did.

 

With her mother and father, is it any wonder she's fucked up?

 

It's the only reason anyone should have even a speck of sympathy for her.

 

Marilyn Monroe was 23 when the photos were taken. She was only 36 when she died.

 

Crystal meth hadn't been invented yet. Also, Marilyn was always well-fed. That helped...

 

The 2008 NY Magazine Lohan photos imitated Monroe's 1962 sitting for Bert Stern. Monroe was 36. She died 6 weeks after they were taken.

nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

 

My bad. Thought you were talking about the original 1953 Playboy spread.