Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

I wonder when the issue comes out. If it's the December issue, I would bet it would be out in the next couple weeks.

 

Maybe, they do the photo shoot with the prison setting as the backdrop.

Coupled with a Girls of Cell Block H pictorial.

 

Shawskank Redemption

 

Round the bases and tip your hat.

 

Screw that ... stand and admire it, Care Bear, that's going a long way.

 

Red: You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent, you know that? Lindsay, what you in here for?
Lohan: Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.

 

Between this and "ginger vagina," you are officially, by far, the funniest fucking person on this board.

 

Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes ... this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Two Sheriff's Dept. officials tell us ... if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, "She'll be out without even having to change her clothes."


http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/02/lindsay-lohan-jail-out-minutes-sentence/#.TrGwQLKfZ9o

 

Gee, I can't imagine why she's not intimidated by the threat of prison time.

 

Why doesn't L.A. County just build a celebrity's drive-thru jail?

 

Along with half the coke/meth dealers/C-list directors in Hollywood, it seems. (Allegedly!)

 

Lindsay Lohan, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Well, sort of....