Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

I got one for NutriSystem!

 

The issue should have a movie theme...

For when she is photographed from the side and you can see her ribs: "Lean Girls"

For the segment that talks about her childhood: "Parent Slap"

 

Cue the following quotes:

"I wanted to do something tasteful."
"I can look back on these pictures someday when I'm old and saggy with appreciation."
"I wanted to show that women shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies."
"I've always dreamed of being in Playboy, I was just waiting for the right
time."
"I'm doing great! Clean living really suits me. I don't need drugs or alcohol to have fun."

 

You forgot:

"I wanted to please Hugh. He is such a great guy. He's kinda like the dad I never had."

"I am proud of my body, just like any woman should be proud."

 

"I'm reading scripts and entertaining a lot of offers."

 

"Now that my teeth are rotting out of my head from all the meth, I can gum some cock with the best of them!"

(come on, you were all thinking it. )

 

Lohan truly skeeves me out. I would honestly rather look at naked ginger vag shots of Angela Lansbury.

 

While she was alive, or current? Check that; she's actually still alive

 

I googled her. I thought she was no longer with us.

 

Lohan or Lansbury?

 

Both Wiki pages indicate alive

 

Zombie Ali Lohan is sort of alive: