Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

Now just because Kit Hoover is wild and unpredictable doesn't mean she...o, never mind.

 

Speaking of, read a great 1-liner from the Goldman Sachs Elevator twitter: My death row last meal? I'm going out the way I came in, sucking on a woman's tit.

 

I feel fairly ashamed to say this, since it reveals that I follow this horseshit in even a marginal way, but Billy Bush has been the house organ for all things LiLo for several years. He's essentially her flack. He essentially tried to play matchmaker between Lindsay and Michael Phelps during the 2008 Olympics, just so she could try to draft off whatever whiff of fame he was emitting. He more or less told Phelps that he could hit it if he wanted. It was one of the most shameless acts of fame whoring I've ever seen.

 

You should be ashamed!

 

I guess what he failed to mention is that anyone could have hit it if they wanted.

 

If you've got 10k-15k for thecrushed adderall stash you can hit it too. Sad tale, looks like her sister is going down the same path http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2072828/Lindsay-Lohan-Playboy-photos-Live-unairbrushed-scenes-pics.html

 

I had to google who she was.

 

Bush is an organ?

 

Seacrest is the closeted homo, not Billy Bush.

 

Hef is not going to be pleased:

 

I think we've all carried $10,000 to a house party and worried about it getting stolen.

 

How much meth (and/or coke) can you get for $10,000?

That or she had just blown some billionaire.