Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

Probably stole some $100,000 watches from a party, but I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-suspect-in-100000-jewelry-theft-reports-say/

 

Lindsay needs to steal Bruce Wayne's fingerprints so she can get the Clean Slate program in return.

 

$14 for a pack of cigs?

 

I'd still play hide the pickle with her.

 

Those damn liberals and their tax hixes.

 

I'd be really curious to know what kind of things she's done for money in the last few years... If she hasn't whored herself out to some Middle East prince I'd be stunned.

 

It looks like Lohan has officially hit rock bottom... partying with Shane Spencer and Pat Kelly?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/lindsay-lohan-leaving-a-troubles-behind-moving-new-york-article-1.1147487

 

Jesus. Spencer was a regular at Dorian's 10 years ago. The only regular older than him back then was David Cone.

 

I was just reading somewhere (can't remember site) where a bunch of Liz Taylor memorabilia went "missing" from the set of the Lifetime movie that Ginger Slit is/was filming.

She is so disgusting.

 

I just Google image searched "ginger slit."

 

Put a tarp over your keyboard.