Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

He should have tried Monday Night Football.

 

He should have shot the first load on Dina's back.

 

http://www.eonline.com/news/363363/lindsay-lohan-gets-a-new-look-on-late-night-with-jimmy-fallon

 

I like a good train wreck as much as the next guy, but I do kinda feel sorry for her. With parents like that, she never really had a chance.

 

It's going to really be sad when I have to change the header on this topic to "Lindsay Lohan appears to have passed away" because you know that day is coming.

 

So the review linked below for "Liz and Dick" is awesome. It's about as scathing as that Guy Fieri restaurant rip job on the Foodie thread.

Someone here needs to live blog during this movie event.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/lindsay-lohan-liz-dick-tv-391316

 

Sort of what you're looking for, from Grantland.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/62351/an-autopsy-of-the-twitter-ravaged-remains-of-liz-dick

 

And here is exactly what you're looking for, from my favorite blog on earth.

http://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-liz-dick-11-2012

 

Oh shit, I missed it? The movie was on last night???

FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Thank you both for finding my nighttime reading.

 

Every time this thread hits the first page, I'm convinced that she overdosed...

 

Some day, your wish will likely come true, and we can have a Winehouse-esq debate about addiction and blame and whether she ever actually had talent to waste or if she was just a beautiful red head with D-Cups who seemed charismatic thanks to Tina Fey's skill as a screenwriter. It will all be very sad and intense and combative and hilarious.

 

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