Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

My timing sucks here, CB, but it ran again at 8 p.m. Eastern tonight.

 

I have a relative in rehab in Malibu and I have offered him $100 if he runs into her in one of his sessions, to have her sit on his face and verify what Versatile said.

 

Probably, honey. Large Cs, at least. I'll leave you alone with the iPad tonight.

 

I'm sure it's on a million times in the next week. I'll search it out right now and set my DVR.

 

Not a chance in hell

 

It's on right after Junction Boys.

 

Lindsay claims their 36Ds.

 

Whose 36Ds does she claim?

 

What does Michael Lohan say?

 

Michael has too many pairs of breasts to keep track of these days. They're coming out of the woodwork. Based on the woodwork he did in the 90s.

 

Who did have the worst stage parents, anyway -- Taylor or Lohan?

I know it's like choosing between castration and a permanent anal probe.

 

Vombatus just broke out in a nasty sweat.