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Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double Down, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I confess.

    I was sitting here wondering how a permanent anal probe works, without, you know, interfering with the occasional passage of shit.
     
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Ask 3OF. It's probably how he hits the high notes.
     
  3. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    She is rail thin. I doubt she's even a 36. Lets not start throwing participation medals around here.
     
  4. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Not dead yet, just arrested again.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-arrested-assault-hitting-woman-nyc-nightclub_n_2210436.html
     
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I find the Lohan trainwreck more interesting than the other trainwrecks because if she had played her cards right, she would probably be having an Anne Hathaway, Reese Witherspoon level career.

    Just amazing.
     
  6. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    The frequency with which she gets arrested is Hall-of-Fame material.
     
  7. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    So she's going to face four different charges today on two coasts. That's amazing. I thought I was having a bad day. Thank you, Lindsay Lohan, for putting things in perspective.

    In all seriousness, she needs to go to a cell. 30 days in rehab isn't going to do shit for this girl. She needs something serious before she accidentally kills someone else or herself. Plus, she has a very healthy sense of entitlement that could use a healthy prison beating.
     
  8. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Next step, cry for help overdose.
     
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The problem with her is that she has too much self-esteem. She thinks the world revolves around her. Six months to a year in jail can cure her of that.
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    It is amazing that after all that has happened in the last few years that she still would have an ounce of self-esteem. I think it's the only reason why they haven't found her hanging from a tree.
     
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    It's not self-esteem.
    It's total, infatuated narcissism.
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I would think that doing Lifetime movies would have taken care of that.
     
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