Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

I confess.

I was sitting here wondering how a permanent anal probe works, without, you know, interfering with the occasional passage of shit.

 

Ask 3OF. It's probably how he hits the high notes.

 

She is rail thin. I doubt she's even a 36. Lets not start throwing participation medals around here.

 

Not dead yet, just arrested again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-arrested-assault-hitting-woman-nyc-nightclub_n_2210436.html

 

I find the Lohan trainwreck more interesting than the other trainwrecks because if she had played her cards right, she would probably be having an Anne Hathaway, Reese Witherspoon level career.

Just amazing.

 

The frequency with which she gets arrested is Hall-of-Fame material.

 

So she's going to face four different charges today on two coasts. That's amazing. I thought I was having a bad day. Thank you, Lindsay Lohan, for putting things in perspective.

In all seriousness, she needs to go to a cell. 30 days in rehab isn't going to do shit for this girl. She needs something serious before she accidentally kills someone else or herself. Plus, she has a very healthy sense of entitlement that could use a healthy prison beating.

 

Next step, cry for help overdose.

 

The problem with her is that she has too much self-esteem. She thinks the world revolves around her. Six months to a year in jail can cure her of that.

 

It is amazing that after all that has happened in the last few years that she still would have an ounce of self-esteem. I think it's the only reason why they haven't found her hanging from a tree.

 

It's not self-esteem.
It's total, infatuated narcissism.

 

I would think that doing Lifetime movies would have taken care of that.