Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

I think it's more a combination of a sense of entitlement and total self-loathing. I'm quite certain at this point she hates herself and is completely despondent over who she's become, but denial and a small army of enablers is what's keeping her from admitting it.

 

I also don't think she has anyone around her like Spears did who can lock her in her house and try to help. Maybe nobody cares because she doesn't have any money.

 

I'll help her.

Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent.

 

Sure. Give them a month or so.

 

Cocaine and liquor will keep her delusional.

 

No shit. That scrubbing will look like an outtake from "Silkwood."

 

If dead pools had the feature that Yahoo has had showing which percentage of leagues have had someone pick a certain player, what woiuld Lohan be? 95 percent?

 

Way too low. When I used to run a league you got more points for younger dead people. Lindsay Lohan is like a dead list LaDanian Tomlinson in his prime.

 

She'd be on the cant-cut list.

 

Switch those two vowels and words around and you get the the cat-pussycat list.

 

Just looked it up - she turns 27 next summer. I figure that's one club she would have no problem getting into.

 

I thoroughly enjoy both aspects of this story:

1. That Lohan apparently called the alleged victim a "fucking gypsy," which is a "racial slur."
2. That the "fucking gypsy" shot back with the retort "Liz & Dick sucked" which caused Lohan to throw the alleged punch.

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