Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

It was like the Hearts of Darkness version of The Canyons.

 

Or a magazine-length version of The Devil's Candy (a book I can't recommend highly enough). As an added bonus, though, the magazine piece had Lindsay Lohan's insanity.

 

I bet that piece gets Lilo another gig or two; she doesn't come across as any more troublesome than a half-dozen other actresses (I'm talking to you, Renee Zellwegger!) and she does come with instant publicity for your production. Plus, some director out there would love to be known as the guy who saved Hollywood's sweetheart and put her back on the road to being the next Drew Barrymore.

 

I don't want to live in a world where that's a compliment.

 

I'm not sure who was the most desperate whore in that piece: Lohan, Paul Schrader or Bret Easton Ellis.

The least desperate was the porn guy they got for the movie.

 

Truth! And what's the deal with Zellweger? Does your inside knowledge explain her bulimic pumpkin face?

 

You guys should read the profile that Wells Tower (novelist) did of James Deen, the porn star in the film. It contains some of the funniest descriptions to awful, awful sex acts that I've ever read. I laughed out loud at least twice, and it's actually a pretty sobering look into the porn world.

http://m.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201207/james-deen-porn-star-gq-june-2012-interview

 

I read that on byliner a few months ago. Good article.

 

Why? She's gone from a preteen druggie to someone who's consistently starred in movies, has had ad campaigns built around her and become a decent producer.

 

I can't speak for IJAG, but I find Drew Barrymore unbelievably irritating. I would rather spend two hours washing my hair with acid than view one of her films.

It's awesome that she beat the shit out of her demons, though. Seriously.

 

I thought the profile made the industry seem even more glamourous and manicured than I had imagined.

And Drew Barrymore and Renee Zellweger are awful. Zellweger keeps losing weight but still looks like she has a peanut allergy and just rubbed a Chick-fil-A sandwich on her cooter.

 

I don't really know what this means, but it's outstanding.