Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

"Personally, I hate it. It's too pretty. When I'm watching adult, I don't care about the lighting. I want to see dirty, nasty: Rocco Siffredi"—an Italian porn star known for full-contact choreographies in which he dragoons pretty ladies into tonguing his caboose.

 

Guilty. I'm very allergic. I imagine there's a lot of dander in the air during an orgy.

 

I've not only heard cats fucking, I have SEEN cats fucking, and it's not a pretty sight.

The female doesn't enjoy it at all, thanks to the barbed kitty dick.

I remember wondering why the whole cat species hasn't died out.

 

I had always heard male cats were considerate lovers.

 

You "heard?" Uh huh. Your friend tell you that?

 

I think I saw it on rule34.com.

And how dare I jest. There is actually a rule34.com.

 

I will stay out of the debate about Adam Sandler movies, but I would like to say that he is a great guy. And if you ever get an invite to the Happy Madison holiday party (his production company), go. This year's soiree featured performances by Billy Idol and Vanilla Ice. Perhaps that sounds like a cheesefest, and maybe it was, but toss in an open bar and an in-person sing-along and it's great fun.

And yes, I just want to stay on his good side so I can keep going to his holiday parties. I mean, there was an ice rink to play broomball! Billy Idol and broomball on the same night?! I don't care if the guy makes eight Ishtars a year, it's worth it. To me.

Also, I liked Ishtar.

 

I'd much rather be friends with Adam Sandler than Rob Parker. <crossthread>

 

Vanilla Ice is shameless.
Yeah, I'm calling him out.

 

That was the line that had me in stitches.

 

Oh for the times I commenced a kalimba move on a vulva.

 

Very late to the party but the NY Times article was a shining example of why journalism is still important. E pluribus unum...one worthwhile, elucidating story out of a million meaningless, exploitative, simple E, TMZ, etc., stories. I felt like it was a humanizing missive, without condoning her behavior.