Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

Being that we all don't have the same brain, the answer is an individual one. And one that can easily be moved on from. And I don't know if you're being a dick, but you are definitely being cranky.

 

I AM NOT CRANKY, DAMMIT! I'M IN ONE HELL OF A MOOD. I JUST GOT PROMOTED TO GREASE FIRE PUTTER OUTER!

 

You wish you were that intelligent.

 

The over/under on the humor of that line: 10:32 tonight

 

Oh no. The idea of a "writer" who works at McDonald's telling people they are unintelligent will always be funny.

 

I'm not a writer, I'm a scrapbooker.

 

You're right. I apologize for giving you too much credit.

Have you changed any final scores lately, Ricky?

 

I'm sure it won't happen again, so we're cool.

I had a 39-0 loss to cover last Friday night. I couldn't think of a single good thing to write so I just crapped out six grafs and buried it.

 

You people are mean.

 

Well, Lohan was a Mean Girl.

Anyhoo, even tho I have called Rick the "board's non-batshit-crazy contrarian," I generally like seeing his take in the Guy Incognito role.

 

Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid in 'Milkaholic' Lawsuit

9/20/2010 12:12 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan just milked E*Trade all the way to the bank -- and it's all over a Super Bowl commercial that may have insinuated Lohan is a "milkaholic."

TMZ has learned Lohan's $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade has been settled.

The terms of the settlement are confidential -- but we're told Lindsay's team is "very happy" with the results ... and sources say Lindsay got some cash out of it.

As we previously reported, Lindsay claimed the stock trading company violated her rights by featuring a baby character named Lindsay who happens to be the "milkaholic" other woman in a baby love triangle.

Lindsay's high-powered attorney Stephanie Ovadia tells TMZ, "The case between Lindsay and E*Trade has been settled ... there is no further comment."

E*Trade reps tell TMZ, "E*TRADE has always maintained that the claims were without merit, which is why we moved to dismiss the case. With the case now withdrawn, we are pleased to have the matter behind us."

Dina Lohan also weighed in, saying, "The family is pleased that the case has been settled."

 

Would you people leave poor Lindsay alone.

She has a disease.