Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

You're hir.....oh wait. Wrong worn-out line.

I've never been intelligent enough to be hired by anyone other than Arby's and Bojangles anyway. FML.

 

Yeah but Guy is a lawyer who doesn't walk around sporting three layers of condescension. But Ricky Stain does. Ricky Stain who works at a 500-circ paper and works at McDonald's is infinitely more condescending than a lawyer. Chew on that.

 

When did Mickey D's start making hats that large?

 

Wouldn't the truth have been a defense for E*Trade?

Since she obviously is an addict, can't we make fun of her for it?

 

I'd just as soon chew on a roast beef and cheddar. Hop to it, skippy

 

I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a f$!%in bum fast-food worker
I do live in a trailer with my mom in a two-room apartment that I pay $600/month for
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom My bachelor's degree is incomplete
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob I almost flunked out of community college
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun And then almost did it again
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps get fired as a copy editor from a real paper for general incompetence
And Wink did f$!% my girl I do work for a tiny paper now as a scrapbooker
I'm still standin here screamin f$!% tha free world!! BYH is unintelligent.

 

Ok. That was good. Damn good.

 

What's a scrapbooker? Is that some kind of sarcastic term, or is it a real title?

What do you do?

 

It means I don't give a darn about quality or journalistic ethics, I'm just happy to get paid to write garbage that gets lots of kids names in the paper, because that's all parents want and it's easier.

 

Hey, at least your not a coffeemaker salesman. [/sorrycouldn'tresist]

 

The big money is in espresso machines.

 

That was so much fail that it got dusty in here.