Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

She's a diabetic.

 

Still doing great, it seems. Other than the rotting meth teeth and bloody hands from, I can only assume, scavenging the alleys of Hollywood in search of misplaced drugs.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/10/lindsay-has-rotting-teeth-bloody-hands/

About now, she's got to really be regretting her decision to turn down Tom Cruise's offer to be his beard and birth the frozen seed of L. Ron Hubbard in exchange for a bump to the A-list and a lifetime of financial security. Some girls have all the luck.

 

When did she start looking like Dana Plato?

The 2001 version?

 

That's not too far from the 2011 version of Dana Plato.

 

Eh, by now she's dust. By 2001, the formaldehyde was probably still keeping her remotely human looking.

Kind of like Lohan.

 

That's a 25-year-old, folks.

 

... And TMZ is saying she's been "fired" from her community service.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/13/lindsay-lohan-fired-community-service-downtown-womens-center-probation-violation-revoke-judge/#.TpiRN78kglc

 

These actresses who lose way too much weight keep their big hairstyles, making their heads, proportion-wise, look grotesquely ginormous.

 

Wow, she was such a beautiful girl.

 

A 25-year-old what?

 

I literally shuddered after looking at those pictures.

Although it may actually have been from the website comment about how it would most likely be safer to stick one's penis in a jar of bees. Whatever the reason for the shudder, let's just say clicking that link was an entirely unpleasant experience.