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Literary agent's bio says Obama was born in Kenya

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Smallpotatoes, May 19, 2012.

  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Maybe you can be worried.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The thread so far. ...

    [​IMG] The Big Ragu: I'd be willing to bet this is due to an everchanging story Obama has told throughout his life to serve whatever his ambitions were at the time.

    [​IMG] Zeke: You are nutty and a birther. Concern. Concern. Concern. But god love ya, cause I love everyone, even the people who don't get it. It's all good.

    [​IMG] TigerVols: [/Ragu posted! Time to log on.] Ragu, how can you say that Obama fucked a collie and was born in Greenland? I thought you were brighter than that.

    [​IMG] The Big Ragu: Um, I didn't say that. You're being dishonest.

    [​IMG] TigerVols: [/Ragu posted! Time to log on.] No Ragu, you CLEARLY said that Obama killed a hobo and ate two chihuahuas. Also, why can't I put you on ignore? I used to be the best at "baiting" you. I am so damned good. But for the purposes of this post, I don't want to respond to you whenever I get a notification that you posted.

    [​IMG] Dooley: The literary agent wants to set the record straight. Truman really beat Dewey.

    [​IMG] JR: You are as dumb as a bag of imported Canadian hammers, Ragu. Bullshit baffles brains. You are a moron. An insignificant little maggot. How am I supposed to understand that sentence? You filled it with. ... WORDS!!!!! Next time, submit your posts to my ministry of information first so they can edit your moronic ramblings and make them suitable for the board. I am the most progressive Czar ever. Be thankful I even allow you to post. Now start posting the right way!

    [​IMG] Starman: [size=10pt]Socilist![/size] [size=10pt]Mooslim![/size] [size=10pt]NEEEEEEEEEGROWWWWWWWW![/size] [size=10pt]ARGHGHGHGGH![/size]

    [​IMG] JR: Good chap, Starman. Your mastery of the English language has won my favour.

    [​IMG] Dixiehack: She had to plug something in after the first draft was rejected. "Obama's birthplace is unknown, due to his bullshit and laziness."

    [​IMG] The Big Ragu: Why the fuck couldn't I have just said that?
     
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  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    "Hey boss, I'm working on the bio for this Obama guy. Did he ever say where he was born?"

    "Wasn't it on the sheet that he sent back?"

    "No, I guess I'll just put Kenya and then change it later if I'm wrong."
     
  4. Nice ....
     
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  5. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I have no dog in this fight, because both Ragu and JR pretty much despise me, but I thought Ragu's post, and particularly the offending sentence, was crystal clear. I think JR has gone after me before for not being coherent, too, with what seemed to be a completely lucid sentence making a very straight-forward point, so maybe it's him?

    P.S. It might have been Double J. Can't keep you two straight. If so, my apologies. Not really.
     
  6. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Great work, Ragu.
     
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    First, I find it funny that a guy who makes twice as many posts per day than I do thinks that I "log on to respond to Ragu." But if that's what the professor wants to believe, then I'm happy I can inflate his ego.

    Secondly, I find it funny that his supporters have to try and "explain" to me what he wrote, more or less walk back his comment, despite his well-documented ability to speak at length for himself.

    Thirdly, I find it funny that the phrase "I have no idea for sure if he ever overtly claimed it," is being completely ignored in this walk-back. That is verbatim the comment of any run-of-the-mill birther. Until you can offer proof that he ever DID claim it, then I'll assume you can also offer no proof that you didn't murder an intern.

    Fourthly, I find it funny that my criticism of Ragu as an immoderate moderator was ignored by all but Point of Order, of all people, so clearly there was an eclipse going on when I wrote it.

    Fifthly, I find it funny that the immoderate moderator responded to criticism of him with a sophomorish attack on myself and others, although it was more clever than we're used to from the professor, so hat tip for that.

    Sixthly, I find it funny that there's nothing but crickets from said immoderate moderator when I questioned his lack of an ignore button (hell, even Moddy has one!).

    Seventhly, I have no clue if I've butchered the whole secondly, thirdly, fourthly thing so to the copy editors among us, I apologize. I hope you can laugh about all this like I am.
     
  8. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    The post or despising me? :)
     
  9. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Ragu is not a birther. He's a bio-ther. Same family tree, but quite different.
     
  10. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    So is, "Honey, what do you want to do about dinner?"
     
  11. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I can't decided if TigerVols is either insanely committed to his worldview (note the classic confirmation bias where he looks for an emotional trigger that lets him dismiss people who disagree with him) or quite insecure about it and overcompensating.
     
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    The former.
     
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