Livan, we hardly knew you

I do indeed marvel every single day at how there are people on this board who make me look positively rational, normal and sane by comparision.

Posting on this board is a lot like going to a concert: No matter how bad you are, you won't be the worst singer there. And usually, the worst singer in the joint is screaming right behind you. You know, a lot like this place!

And I was only lashing out when I said you were a fanboy jackoff with no knowledge of the game. *sniff* Is it getting dusty in here? Must be my allergies.

Edit: Ragump, I will fuck your shit up.

 

That line, following the "I'm getting so emotional with all the love" portion of the post, made me laugh hard. Or as BYH used to say when we were really good friends, laff hard.

 

eat a bowl of dicks and go fail 8th grade again, IJAGoff.

I feel so bad for Casty. He's going to come on the board, see this thread and go "Finally! Some legit baseball discussion!" Then he'll see me, gumming up the works again.

 

You'll probably just throw me under the bus, you looser.

 

Moddy by my count - the Nationals are on the hook for the following salaries next year:

Luis Ayala - $1.3 mil (coming off TJ surgery)
Cristian Guzman - $4.2 mil (also coming off surgery)
Nick Johnson - $5.5 mil
Brian Schneider - $3.5 mil
Jose Vidro - $7.5 mil

That's just $22 mil.

They also have options on Ryan Drese ($3 mil - mistake to pick that one up) and Brian Lawrence (a $5.7 option for a pitcher with a torn labrum - questionable).

The Nationals should have all the money in the world for Soriano.

 

were?

 

Both of the prospects are coming here, and wooooooooooooooooooo, do we need 'em.

 

Hey, shut up. You've got the younger Dan Kolb.

And two brothers, the last names of whom I cannot recall.

And Prentice Redman! And Tim Raines! (Jr)

Sounds like you've got a pretty good life there, mister.

 

Babe, they are playing out the string on the island like they're a regional orchestra.

 

We're still good friends. But the magic...it's gone.

I can't explain it.