Live in Michigan? Don't cheat on your wife

The way I read this, oral sex with your lover would be safe. Party on, Michiganders.

 

You've penetrated the essence of the law there.

 

Tho I'm pretty sure boots would still be SOL.

 

Not to threadjack, but I always loved how the UCMJ tackled the issue of sex when it came to its laws...

"...Penetration, however slight, constitutes a violation of the law."

 

Defendant: "Slight, my ass!"

 

Except if the tongue enters one of your lover's orifices. ;D

 

Again, according to the UCMJ....

 

I'm sure the intent of the law was the penis.

 

Paging boots... paging boots...

 

Junkie, be the SportsJournalists.com guinea pig. Take a run at it.

 

Man, talk about double jeopardy.

And the Grossburger reference was outstanding.