Live in Michigan? Don't cheat on your wife

My wife doesn't understand me. ... but she knows the penal code, dammit!

 

What, you liked his singing voice that much?
I understand the anti-marriage humor, but...

 

Coincidentally, at this very minute I'm dealing with a Michigan company whose street address is "Big Beaver Rd".

 

Which ranks right at the top of the list of best location names just behind Big Bone Lick State Park in northern Kentucky.

 

You'll still have to go a ways before you beat this town in Newfoundland

 

My biological father can never live in Michigan now.

 

Junkie, so that explains your anger and bitterness.

For the longest time I just thought you were hanging out with Hondo.

 

So if you were single and fooled around with a married woman, does that make you an accessory to a crime?

 

I thought it was a typical byproduct of being a conservative. Should have known a woman was involved.

 

Just outside of Kalamazoo:

 

BYH is gonna have to leadfoot it to make that come true.

 

I appreciate the honesty. Most folks couch their hatred of us in the sandals and tie-dye crowd by saying they are "libertarians."