Lo Duca On the Market

I thought the expression went " ... someone's sick of her shit."

??

 

Edit: ijag beat me to the punch

 

Maybe SI should have called him Captain Dumbass.

 

Fixed that for you, Mr. Moderator1.

 

i read 'fucking her.' I think that may be it, only because when you see an absolute goddess, the first thing you think is 'i want to hit that.'

and the fact that somebody was bedding her, and got sick of it, is pretty surprising.

my buddy married this girl who is smoking hot. im not going to judge him or the relationship. but she looks like a hooters model. the first time i saw her, i really thought she looked like a swimsuit model.

but it's only 2 yrs into the marriage, and he's wondering if he made a mistake. nothing she's done - just the fact that he has to hang with her parents all the time, she wont let him go out with the guys as much as he wants ... etc, etc.

 

Tell your buddy it's called adulthood.

 

he's 29.

 

Well, being 29 and married means sometimes having to see her parents a lot...and not raising hell with the boys...and not having hot monkey sex all day long.

 

PRECISELY why I'm not getting married!

(well, that and the fact I'm a complete tool...)

 

Biologically impossible.

 

Which part turned you off of marriage?

Having to see her parents? ;D

 

The not raising hell with the boys, of course!