Lo Duca On the Market

Sorry but getting phone numbers of the girls you cover for "the newspaper" does not count.

 

I have dated exactly one guy who's older than me. Of the rest, none have been within 3 1/2 years of my age.

Mmmm I love me some younger men.

 

And if I were still in the newspaper business, I would agree with you.

Three words: Peter. Pan. Complex. ;D

 

Younger men . . . so much easier to control and much less possiblity of back hair. Yummie!!!!!!!


They also tend to match up with my maturity level.

 

Somewhere on a minor league bus, this man cries as he tries to doctor his birth certificate:

 

He needs more eyeblack.

 

And a mustache.

 

And a bigger codpiece.

 

And tighter pants.

 

ijag,

are you older than elliotte? hes 35.

 

And the door slams shut on that possibility.