Lo Duca On the Market

How is it that guys get so damn good at playing the victim, and how they should be trusted, and they'd never hurt you? Just for you to find out it's all a sham?

 

How you doin'?

 

I think it's genetic. Maybe a recessive gene on the Y chromosome?

 

On the off chance I were looking (and I'm not) and you had a shot (which you wouldn't), your incessant goading of me via mustachioed Brook pictures and John Elway pictures would banish you to my hell anyway.

 

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

As my favorite nineteenth-century saloon philosopher would say, LoDuca's just a pussycat hair away from being R. Kelly.

 

This is nothing new for the Post. They have a great tradition of doing this kind of thing to the Mets. Anyone remember the late 80's when Andrea Peyser chronicled David Cone's unique way of warming up in Met bullpen.

The Yankees seem to be able to escape this type of stuff. My theory is that the close relationship between Post and PR flack Howard Rubenstein helps greatly.

 

That Jay Horowitz has survived Peyser all these years is something of a miracle.

 

and what is wrong with that? Why is it that the guy is always the preditor and girl is victim?

The world would be a better place if you ladies could just admit that you need it as much as the guys do.

 

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love.

We all could use a lot of both.

 

We'll return to Oprah after these messages.

 

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love.

Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should.