Look out SEC, Schaeffer eligible to play at Ole' Miss

According to one thing I read, Schaeffer took at least one health and PE class during summer school at Sequoias ... taught by his offensive coordinator. Hmmm.

http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=225332&pub=1&div=Sports

 

The football gods, in their infinite widsom, will probably fell Schaeffer with a broken leg in the second quarter against Memphis.

Later, the circumstances of his recruiting will have Ole Miss on probation.

In the meantime, have another drink, Rebels fans.

 

How'd his OC get a job there?

 

Coming soon to Columbia, Mo. -- Schaeffer vs. Chase Daniel in the battle of who gives a shit. I'll take Chase & Co. straight up.

 

The same can probably said about MSU's QB, who arrived at practice in a maroon H2.

 

Schaeffer kicks ass in NCAA 2007.

 

I'd rather have a cement truck. [/danecookjoke]

 

Forget about SEC watch out for the Big10 this year UM is going to take it all baby.

 

STFU cockdian.

 

This thread is already a veritable hoot.

 

And BOOM goes the dynomite.

 

The only reason the NCAA may not jump on this is if they don't have the heart to bust the very small balls of a shitty program. Otherwise, this stinks to high heaven. The College of the Sequoias???!!! Were admissions already closed at the San Jacinto Truck Driving School?