Los Angeles Times cutting 74 positions

"I'VE GOT A BETTER WORD FOR ALL OF THEM!" Classic.

And his reaction on the phone when he loses the job at the other paper...

 

They Didn’t Do It was a great headline.

 

"People take the Sun with a grain of salt. We'll run yours tomorrow."

 

“How about ‘Gotcha’ with a banger?”

“Heaven forbid this paper run a headline without an exclamation point.”

 

"You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again."
"Then keep your d*ck out of my ashtray."

 

I missed that too. Finish up work, go downstairs on my way out the building, stop off at a press, grab one, and bring it home. It felt pretty cool to be able to read a fresh newspaper at 2:15 a.m. when nearly everyone else would have to wait.