Louis CK

Or, Louis thinks it's a weird smush of reality and perpetual performance art.

 

People getting bothered about the parsing of issues like this is perplexing to me.

 

Your interpretation of what you believe the facts to be comes from a creepy and misogynistic place.

 

During Ms. Goodman and Ms. Wolov’s surreal visit to Louis C.K.’s Aspen hotel room, they said they were holding onto each other, screaming and laughing in shock, as Louis C.K. masturbated in a chair. “We were paralyzed,” Ms. Goodman said. After he ejaculated on his stomach, they said, they fled. He called after them: “He was like, ‘Which one is Dana and which one is Julia?’” Ms. Goodman recalled.

Louis C.K. took his clothes off.

He proceeded to start masturbating.

He masturbated to ejaculation - after drinking.

Then they left the apartment.

And I'm to simply assume consent was not granted, even though the reporter apparently felt that it was immaterial to ask the question? Because, why? Because they laughed?

The reporters had one job.

 

Perhaps he does. It's still harassment

 

And there we are.

 

Correct. You are to assume that.

 

One job.

 

For kicks, I just asked my wife what she’d think if I asked her to watch me jerk off.

Her immediate response was “Is there a reason I’m unable to join in?”

“Nope.”

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

 

That's the consent standard?

 

Why?

 

Yeah, it's kinda weird, but weird, I guess, in the way that gay sex seems kinda weird to heterosexuals. Whatever floats your boat.