Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Coming from a guy whose handle is "cranberry," that's pretty funny.

 

imjustagirl became imjustagirl2 after IJAG was born and then assumed the life of imjustagirl.

Make sense?

 

Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

 

Starring Webby.

 

Jay, you sound like a nice guy, but I think someone at the Man Card Issuing Department is going to have a very tough year-end review this time around.

 

What if he leaves her writhing and moaning so much the EMTs are called?

 

I won't tell you what I saw with a rhino during a recent trip to the zoo near my part of the world. Let's just say it still invites a hearty laugh. Luckily, I was the only kid around.

 

That might be a seizure then.

 

We're calling an emergency meeting ASAP.

 

This just in ... writing irish is:



Stan from Southpark on the hunt for the clitoris.

The 5 o'clock shadow adds friction ... which is stimulating. You might want to try it some time.

 

When she calls her mom to check in sometime during the weekend, ask to talk to her so you can tell her "I tapped that."

 

Well, I've got two days worth of beard growth at the moment. Perhaps I'll make the dive unshaven this weekend and see how my current partner likes it. However, a number of women have expressed a preference for clean-shaven over the years.