Man card burning party, my house tonight!

The shopping trip doesn't include looking at nursery furniture, does it?

 

Lube? Rubs? Some girls aren't down with raw-dogging.

 

Maybe they don't want to get pregnant if things don't go according to plan?

 

I don't know whether to laugh or be shocked that I read that line from Bob.

 

This is a solid strategy. It has been proven to prevent spontaneous combustion.

 

Diet Mountain Dew Code Red, and plenty of it.
'Nuff said.

 

Couldn't make up my mind. I froze under the pressure.

 

Hey, like Jay, we need to be at the top of our game this weekend. We don't have room for screw-ups. Not now.

 

you have no idea how difficult it was to read this thread next to my wife, stifling laughter for six pages with tears rolling down my cheeks.

good God, this was fucking hilarious.

 

Ah hell, my wife was laughing nearly as hard as I was.
I can't tell you how many times she said "Tell him to make sure he cleans his toilet."

 

Make sure you have a mirror so she can admire your handy work. Otherwise it's simply a load shot on her back. Or ass.

 

It's six pages late, but, better late than never, right?

Fuck her in the ass.