Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Does a white zin really go with a window-rattling fart? I'd think you'd need a more robust wine to accompany that. Maybe a Bordeaux instead?

 

Nothing compliments a garlicy, shellfish-evocative paella fart like a Marques de Caceres rioja.

 

Code red Code Red

You must have lots of clean towels at once.

we failed to tell you that earlier

 

You know, I find the Spanish reds get muddied by my flatulence. Perhaps a crisp pinot?

 

Anything but a merlot.

 

upon check in I always like to present 21 with a gift basket of assorted lilac scented toiletries. talcs , salves and balms..

 

I'm not drinking any fucking merlot.

 

This thread could be the Funniest.Thing.Ever.

 

When you run out of things to say start quoting Oscar Wilde :

"Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to."