Man card burning party, my house tonight!

If you knew me, you would so not be shocked.

 

1. I cannot stress enough Boom's advice about the towels. We need a lot of towels.

2. Snacks are important. Women don't want to whine about eating, we just need access to to chocolate and caramel corn, so we can say 'I can't believe I'm eating this!'as we inhale four or five pounds of it.

3. Does Jones' wife know he's dating?

4. Negative on the 5PM shadow for oral sex. Seriously.

 

As Sam Kinison once said: Why doesn't she use cream rinse!

 

Be sure you ask her, "Which one of us is going to play the sultry bitch tonight?" That shows her you're a guy who doesn't want any misunderstandings.

 

Just catching up on this thread now. A classic, from beginning to end.

 

You always have to define your character before role-playing.

 

Do you think this girl knows she's all over the internet right now?

 

Hell, she probably was already anyway.

 

That was awesome, Bob.

 

Thanks, hope Jay isn't reading this now. If so, means he ain't getting diddley pooh.

 

you have no idea how badly I want to have an NIAFL outing and snoop on the two of you.

"So were the towels for when 21 got sick off the chocolate and caramel corn?"
"Not exactly."

 

Or she digs being talked about on the interwebs