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Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Feb 15, 2008.

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  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I don't want to know about the rough sex you had with Joaquin Andujar.

    OK maybe I do. Were you Don Denkinger?
     
    BYH, Feb 16, 2008
    #181
  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    That's only the most important word in the English language.
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Feb 16, 2008
    #182
  3. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Hope all is going well Jay. Be sure to wrap the little Jayster.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Feb 16, 2008
    #183
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Or the big Jayster, whichever it is.
     
    Angola!, Feb 16, 2008
    #184
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Then let's hope his .44 Magnum isn't shooting blanks then.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Feb 16, 2008
    #185
  6. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    When you're role playing just remember, Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration!

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    amraeder, Feb 16, 2008
    #186
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    It's polite to offer the lady her choice of devices. Put together a bowl of various birth control choices like you would a bowl of halloween candy and offer it to her. Multi colored rubbers combined with IUD's and pictures of her dad are good choices.
     
    Boom_70, Feb 16, 2008
    #187
  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    What if she takes more than one?
     
    Angola!, Feb 16, 2008
    #188
  9. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Dude is trying to get laid, not play World Of Warcraft.
     
    hockeybeat, Feb 16, 2008
    #189
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And don't forget to sprinkle some potpourri in there.

    (Pictures of her dad....w-fricking-ow)
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 16, 2008
    #190
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Don't forget the ass-scented candles...
     
    zeke12, Feb 16, 2008
    #191
  12. canucklehead

    canucklehead Active Member

    nothing else matters if you let her go first
     
    canucklehead, Feb 16, 2008
    #192
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