Man card burning party, my house tonight!

No updates from Jay? Either he is totally pissed at all of us, or things are going great.

 

Maybe the lilac fragrance he sprayed around his computer area blew out his hard drive.

 

Or.. she said "If you get on that nerd board, you won't get any of this..."
So he chose pie...

 

Got a text from Jay. Girlie bathroom stuff was a hit. Texted back and said "Glad things are going well." He replied with "They are going better than well."

 

So much for the "this will not end well" contingent.

 

Whitey Herzog.

 

So, if it turns out she was blowing him while he sent that text message, will the people who made fun of him on this thread be the ones who have to turn in their man cards?

 

I've been laughing throughout this thread, though that may have been the best line.

 

We require an update.

 

Last night was the exchanging of sexual histories and relationships past

A special SportsJournalists.com kabuki theater ...
Me: So, have you ever made out with a girl?
Her: No!
Me: You know, if I let you pick the other girl at the bar, that means I really care
Her: Gross! Where you did you get that from?
Voice in head: That's what Dooley told me to say
Me: A movie

le fin

Ya'll beeotches can suck it. The house was sparkling. Girly stuff a huge hit, as was the selection of teas. I couldn't have scripted a better weekend. And wait for it, wait for it ... that's all. Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

 

Sounds like it was legen


wait for it

 

dary.

Congrats on your weekend