Man card burning party, my house tonight!

And make sure your junk can be seen through one of the holes in the shorts. When she looks over at you say "You're ready for another round, aren't you?"

 

And then post the account on the Best Fart Stories thread...oh, wait.

 

Good that R. Kelly could check in.

 

Based on some of the advice, sounds like she's going to be the wet spot.

Otherwise, follow Boom's advice, he is world-class expert at this.

Big clue to the weekend's success will be if she wants to leave something behind (toothbrush, shampoo, Valu-pak of condoms). You could be so bold to suggest it, if things go well.

 

If you're gonna do "dat ho," why not go all the way and say "Supahman"?

 

A haiku would be more impressive.

Good thing you cleaned the toilet. My last place I had two bathrooms, one was a gridy guy bathroom, but I always kept the other once spotless.

And don't go too far out of the way oin hding who you are. Just keep the real harcore porn out of sight. And, like others said, hide the video camera.

As far as movies, Tarantino said he always shows a girl Rio Bravo and she's better fucking like it. I'd listen to him, he's pre-med.

 

Thought he was pre-law?

 

Funny how this was supposed to be for the ladies, but mostly guys are posting.
Guess the burning the man card was too much to resist.

Best of luck this weekend, Jay, and get some stinky on your pinky.

 

You're having your girlfriend over for the weekend, you're not babysitting an exotic pet.

Be natural. Be charming. But don't obsess.

And the Leafs play the Bruins so that'll make your Saturday night extra special.

 

That's the best thing I've ever read.

 

He's one of my favorite people ever for a reason.