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Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member



    Rod or Todd has grown up. Good God, dude ...
     
  2. Tripp McNeely

    Tripp McNeely Member

    I haven't read all four pages of this thread, so someone may have already touched on this.

    Definitely calm down. Doing all that stuff is sweet, but some girls get freaked out by that and start to feel smothered. Play it casual. Be attentive, but not overbearing. It's almost freaky. I definitely understand being nervous and wanting things to go well, but I think she might enjoy being part of the process of picking things out for her overnight/weekend stays at your home.

    Relax, have fun and don't overdo it. Good luck, bro.
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member



    Hey, Maude died. Lay off the dude.
     
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member



    Go get laid, Preppy! :)
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Even MSN is giving advice to Jay today.

    Signs your date is into you ... http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8949&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=6&GT1=10886

    Oddly, her letting you go ATM isn't listed.
     
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    What's the difference? I will not let you badmouth the United States of America while Jay is trying to get laid.
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Buying her girly themed bathroom products may not be the best idea. Some girls (like me) are really picky about what products we use, and if you don't know what she uses, you may wind up with a bunch of pink stuff she'll never use.

    The rest of it sounds fantabulous though.
     
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    tripp--go back and read all 4 pages--well worth it.

    I'm not sure it's what jay was looking for, but this thread has clearly exceeded expectations. In a collective, male, anti-Ann Landers way.
     
  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    No one took advantage of this. Four fuckin' pages and not a single line on teabagging.

    This place is slipping farther and faster than the Chicago Bears.
     
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    As someone said, "Act like you've been there before".
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Does that mean he should buy a water bed and an ascot?
     
  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Be sure to shave before you go down on her. Most chicks find that stubble detracts from the overall effect. Be sure to make yummy sounds while you're doing it, too, so she knows you're enjoying it and not doing it out of duty.
     
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