Man card burning party, my house tonight!

And when you're done, say (in an Italian accent), "Now that's a spicey meatball!"

 

Jesus Christ. I'm not sure there's enough testosterone between the two of you to grow a 5 o'clock shadow.

 

Jay:
I'm not a woman, but if I was, I'd say this:

"You had me at, 'I cleaned the toilet.'"

"I melted at the porn-hiding efforts.
And the bacon for breakfast? Well, will you still think I'm Phat when I'm fat?"

"However, I don't need you to spend the day shopping with me. Just give me the plastic, sweetums."

 

Have you considered building an extension onto your place, a room for her sewing or doll collection?

 

You need to calm down. Don't get in a rush to make the relationship super-serious. I was the same way when I was really young, and it's a mistake. Just hang out with her, get to know her, and figure out whether she's the right person for you. Don't rush into meeting the family -- that's a big step.

 

Classic.

 

This thread is in Buck's wheelhouse.

 

That reminds me. If you have a fish tank, hide it.

Don't want her to get jealous.

 

Speaking of Buck, I went to SeaWorld the other day, and in the dolphin petting tank there was a very ... excited dolphin. And one was excited a couple hours later when I went back. Don't know if it was the same dolphin or not ... but I saw dolphin sex. And so did a whole lot of kids. Though I'm not sure they knew that was what they were seeing.

 

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I'm confused, just when I thought I wasn't.

 

Dolphin porn is hawt!

 

Eh. I was never much into fishtiality.