Manager goes nuts in Lexington

I can't believe he used "abortion" in a quote.

 

I can't wait to read about this in four weeks at minorleaguenews.com.

 

I'm watching ESPNews in giddy anticipation.

 

It's going to be on SportsCenter later...no, wait, that highlight has been yanked for a five-minute feature on a 2-year-old boy who uses the potty all on his own. They're interviewing him and his parents.

 

I've already seen it twice, and laughed both times. Like Izzy's super-kick and the Ryan-Venture ass-whupping, this clip will never get old.

 

The boy's a FRAUD!

 

I guess that would be better than a featch on a 2-year-old who still shits his pants.

 

That's later this week.

In conjunction with their insipid top 32 quarterback countdown, they're also ranking America's top 32 2-year-olds in terms of toilet training aptitude. I imagine there will be a pants crapper in there somewhere.

 

They just showed it again. Fucking hilarious.

 

Awesome! Fucking Awesome! Dude could use a little relaxation time with the Asheville hippies, ifyouknowwhatI'msayin.

 

That abortion line is classic.

 

He'd be like the Peyton Manning. Goes in the toilet all year and then shits his pants in big moments, like when a bunch of company is over for a birthday party. But he's so good about going where he's supposed to most of the year, so you have to call him one of the best.