Manky's Playpen

deskslave · Dec 1, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

MankyJimy said:

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Jeter/Jeter_facts.html

Derek Jeter Factoids. A sampling:

In Derek’s junior high yearbook, students were asked to predict what they would be doing in 10 years. He wrote that he would be playing shortstop for the Yankees.

In high school, Derek’s throws from shortstop were clocked in the high 80s. He struck out just once his senior year.

On September 11, 2009, Derek passed Lou Gehrig as the Yankees' all-time hit leader.

In June of 2010, Derek recorded his 3,000th hit as a major leaguer—including postseason play.

Derek became the Yankees’ all-time stolen base leader in 2011. His 327th swipe eclipsed the mark set by Rickey Henderson

Derek enrolled at the University of Michigan in 1993, and he plans to go back and get his degree after his career. He makes annual wagers with Steinbrenner, a big Buckeye fan, on the outcome of the Michigan-Ohio State football game

In 2002, Derek was named the #1 good guy in sports by The Sporting News.

During Derek’s first year in the majors, he listened to Mariah Carey CDs as part of his pre-game routine. During his second year, he was dating Mariah.
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Derek Jeter's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Derek Jeter never cries.

Derek Jeter still makes wagers on Michigan-Ohio State with George Steinbrenner. He can do that because he has a direct line to God. And after going double or nothing on Michigan, he really cleaned up this year.

Derek Jeter once played all nine positions in a single game. Not one an inning. He was the only player on the field.

Gehrig · Dec 1, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

Derek Jeter is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a fight. That's how impressive Derek Jeter is.

MankyJimy · Dec 2, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

http://www.snywhyguys.com/2011/12/01/why-not-true-contract-amnesty-in-baseball/

Here's an interesting proposal.

Teams could void their 'worst' contracts and they would be insured by MLB.

I like the idea of the Yankees being able to dump ARod. I'm sure the Twins would like to get rid of Mauer.

SoCalDude · Dec 2, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

MankyJimy said:

http://www.snywhyguys.com/2011/12/01/why-not-true-contract-amnesty-in-baseball/

Here's an interesting proposal.

Teams could void their 'worst' contracts and they would be insured by MLB.

I like the idea of the Yankees being able to dump ARod. I'm sure the Twins would like to get rid of Mauer.
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Mike Scioscia, great manager and the great seer of the future, knew this was coming. That's why the Angels traded for Vernon Wells.

TwoGloves · Dec 2, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

MankyJimy said:

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Jeter/Jeter_facts.html

Derek Jeter Factoids. A sampling:

In Derek’s junior high yearbook, students were asked to predict what they would be doing in 10 years. He wrote that he would be playing shortstop for the Yankees.

In high school, Derek’s throws from shortstop were clocked in the high 80s. He struck out just once his senior year.

On September 11, 2009, Derek passed Lou Gehrig as the Yankees' all-time hit leader.

In June of 2010, Derek recorded his 3,000th hit as a major leaguer—including postseason play.

Derek became the Yankees’ all-time stolen base leader in 2011. His 327th swipe eclipsed the mark set by Rickey Henderson

Derek enrolled at the University of Michigan in 1993, and he plans to go back and get his degree after his career. He makes annual wagers with Steinbrenner, a big Buckeye fan, on the outcome of the Michigan-Ohio State football game

In 2002, Derek was named the #1 good guy in sports by The Sporting News.

During Derek’s first year in the majors, he listened to Mariah Carey CDs as part of his pre-game routine. During his second year, he was dating Mariah.
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In December of 2011, Jetes impregnated Manky.

MankyJimy · Dec 2, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

TwoGloves said:

MankyJimy said:

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Jeter/Jeter_facts.html

Derek Jeter Factoids. A sampling:

In Dereks junior high yearbook, students were asked to predict what they would be doing in 10 years. He wrote that he would be playing shortstop for the Yankees.

In high school, Dereks throws from shortstop were clocked in the high 80s. He struck out just once his senior year.

On September 11, 2009, Derek passed Lou Gehrig as the Yankees' all-time hit leader.

In June of 2010, Derek recorded his 3,000th hit as a major leaguerincluding postseason play.

Derek became the Yankees all-time stolen base leader in 2011. His 327th swipe eclipsed the mark set by Rickey Henderson

Derek enrolled at the University of Michigan in 1993, and he plans to go back and get his degree after his career. He makes annual wagers with Steinbrenner, a big Buckeye fan, on the outcome of the Michigan-Ohio State football game

In 2002, Derek was named the #1 good guy in sports by The Sporting News.

During Dereks first year in the majors, he listened to Mariah Carey CDs as part of his pre-game routine. During his second year, he was dating Mariah.
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In December of 2011, Jetes impregnated Manky.
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Jetes is not gay. However, most if not all of the men on here would go gay for Jeter.

Admit it, you would. There's nothing wrong with it. Jetes transcends sexual preferences.

TwoGloves · Dec 2, 2011

Re: Running Derek Jeter Thread (or Manky's Playpen)

MankyJimy said:

TwoGloves said:

MankyJimy said:

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Jeter/Jeter_facts.html

Derek Jeter Factoids. A sampling:

In Dereks junior high yearbook, students were asked to predict what they would be doing in 10 years. He wrote that he would be playing shortstop for the Yankees.

In high school, Dereks throws from shortstop were clocked in the high 80s. He struck out just once his senior year.

On September 11, 2009, Derek passed Lou Gehrig as the Yankees' all-time hit leader.

In June of 2010, Derek recorded his 3,000th hit as a major leaguerincluding postseason play.

Derek became the Yankees all-time stolen base leader in 2011. His 327th swipe eclipsed the mark set by Rickey Henderson

Derek enrolled at the University of Michigan in 1993, and he plans to go back and get his degree after his career. He makes annual wagers with Steinbrenner, a big Buckeye fan, on the outcome of the Michigan-Ohio State football game

In 2002, Derek was named the #1 good guy in sports by The Sporting News.

During Dereks first year in the majors, he listened to Mariah Carey CDs as part of his pre-game routine. During his second year, he was dating Mariah.
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In December of 2011, Jetes impregnated Manky.
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If it's a boy, we're calling it Derek Manky Jr. If it's a girl, Manky Jeter Jr.
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So would that make the boy D-Mank?

MankyJimy · Dec 3, 2011

This is so bizarre...words fail me.

I give you - ARod Presents Tranny Island:

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/arod-has-a-good-old-fashioned-shemale-party/

TwoGloves · Dec 4, 2011

Naming a thread after yourself? You've got issues my friend. This was fun for a while but I might be done now. Seek help. Immediately.

outofplace · Dec 4, 2011

TwoGloves said:

Naming a thread after yourself? You've got issues my friend. This was fun for a while but I might be done now. Seek help. Immediately.
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To be fair, we kinda pushed that one on him.

MankyJimy · Dec 4, 2011

outofplace said:

TwoGloves said:

Naming a thread after yourself? You've got issues my friend. This was fun for a while but I might be done now. Seek help. Immediately.
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To be fair, we kinda pushed that one on him.
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Yes. One of you guys said I should confine myself to one thread. So, here you go....

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