Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

Mmm, floor pie!

 

That's great... and so is hearing Kirk Van Houten's demo single, "Can I Borrow a Feelin'?"
I'm not sure if that or Dirk Diggler's demo is the worst song I've ever heard...

 

I wish the barbershop quartet would reunite and put out some more songs.

"Baby on board...how I adore...that small yellow sign in my window pane..."

(Or at least that's how I remember the lyrics. I very likely could be off.)

 

Diabeetus, saw a "Baby On Board" sign today and sang that first line. I felt like a dork, but then I giggled after I sang it.

 

Lisa On Ice is on here. Life is good.

"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"

"Sports sports sports sports sports sports! Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today beause he's a good guy at sports!"

Classic.

 

Homer: "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else--and it hasn't--it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such."

 

Homer: What on earth are you doing?
Lisa: Practicing tennis.
Homer: That's tennis?! Aww! What's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
Bart: Foxy boxing?
Homer: Yeah! That's what I wanted!

 

You might remember me from such films as "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out."

 

Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today. And if you
lose, I'll kill you!

 

In the sports mode, I always have a soft spot for the gymnastics coach Zugach (not sure of spelling), their Bela Karolyi parody.
"He's so tough, in the '80s he defected INTO East Germany."
"OK, little girl, go home and rest your giant head."

 

We got the episode where Homer realizes he's wasted half his life.

And Homer tries to invent something to make his life mean something.

And in a dream sequence, you get to see President Lenny and Cardinal Ned as they bury Homer in the graveyard of the future, dumping his body into the grave.

 

Homer (standing in front of the window with his robe flapping in the wind): From here on out, I am an inventor.

Neighbor on the street: Do us all a favor and invent yourself some underpants.