Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

"He likes peanuts."

 

I haven't seen the Stampy episode in 5 or 6 years. I really wish I had a copy or was in front of the TV when that episode aired.

 

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

 

Marge: What's brunch?

Jacques ("Brunswick"): It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

 

One of the greatest lines ever scripted.

 

Classic.

 

Vanity Fair magazine has a long Simpsons feature on their website, with a sidebar interview with Conan O'Brien and their list of the Top Ten epsiodes.

Number One: Rosebud, with Burns trying to recover his childhood teddy bear from Maggie.

 

Great story and list of episodes....
By the way, one of my personal underrated faves - "A Milhouse Divided" - is on in my locale right now.
Homer and Marge are lying in bed, with Homer reading a "Hot Lotto Picks" magazine:
Marge: Homer, is this how you imagined married life?
Homer: Yeah, except I figured we'd drive around in a van and solve mysteries.
Good stuff.... and this doesn't even include Kirk Van Houten's meltdown and Luanne dating an American Gladiator.
Awesome.

 

List of the 7-Elevens turned Kwik-E-Marts around the country:

http://www.7-eleven.com/kem.asp

 

Some of the ones around my house have turned their Slurpee machines into Squishee machines, but I don't have any full store changeovers by me.

They have also started selling Buzz Cola six packs and Krusty-Os cereal.

 

Another great scene is when Homer goes to the beauty salon and serenades Marge with sounds of the sea. Hearing him do the fog horn and seagull makes me laugh.

 

One of Apu's finest moments comes near the end of the Homer and God episode (not certain of the exact title). Krusty, Flanders and Apu are among the firemen who help save Homer's burning house. Later, Rev. Lovejoy tells Homer how others are willing to help in a crisis, "be they Christian (Flanders), Jew (Krusty) or Miscellaneous (Apu)."
Apu: "Hindu. There are 700 million of us."
Rev. Lovejoy: "That's just super."