Mario Lopez

Sympathy vote? SYMPATHY VOTE?!?!? I know you're not dissing The Sprain.

 

I hope the dude busts an ankle, Jason Kendall style. He fucking cheated on the Doritos girl for christ sakes.



That alone is worth a lifetime of pain.

If anything, Lopez should try out for the UFC. ;D

 

Wasn't it reportedly with a guy?

 

Damn right it was the sympathy vote! All Turtle did was throw her crutches to the side and hop around ... with dumbass Screech mmm-boping around from side to side. Shit, even Morris (who couldn't dance a lick to start) and Spano were better than those two.

 

I read somewhere that she caught him with another guy. I remember Danny Bonaduce making some reference to Lopez as "a fag" on the radio. I think he worked with Lopez on that "View for Men" show that lasted about a month...

I'm sure doing well on Dancing with the Stars won't help that rumor.

 

I've interviewed a number of celebrities in my time... I've always found the mid- to lower-level celebrities are far, far more self-important and arrogant than those who have struck it HUGE.

 

I've experienced the same thing. I've been fortunate enough to meet a handful of A-list celebrities over the years at games or SB parties and for the most part they were all cool... I sat next to the host of The Bachelor on a flight and he was a complete dick to everyone who approached him...

Bruce Willis is willing to talk Moonlighting with me at a Super Bowl party, but a fucking reality host tells a flight attendant to stick it when she asks for an autograph...

 

If we're going to bust A.C. Slater, which I'm all in favor of doing, shouldn't we also bust Joey Lawrence?

 

Hey man... That's Joe Lawrence...

 

Not according to the Dancing with the Stars Web site.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancing/bios/3/joey_lawrence.html

Check out his mug shot



WHOA!

 

Also known as Joseph Lawrence. Woah!

 

Not that I've watched the show, but I heard Emmitt Smith should win, that he's been the surprise of the season.