Masters for Tiger

He could embrace a different woman each hole.

 

Fuck him. If he wins, any celebration will seem empty, forced and hollow.
I hope, if he wins, he walks around looking like Daniel Stern at the end of Breaking Away.

 

OK, let me say this - Tiger could use the Wednesday before the masters to fuck a different skank on every green and do it with helicopters taking photos of it -- and it wouldn't make a fucking bit of different to me.

The idea that he owes anybody other than Elin an explanation or apology is laughable.

Tiger is relevant for one reason and one reason only - he plays golf better than anybody else on the planet.

I hope he shoots four 63's and wins by 15 strokes and doesn't speak to the media when he gets the green jacket.

 

Le Batardian apologism

 

Damn good post Zag. You are absolutely right. Tiger owes no one else but Elin an apology. I always thought Gloria Allred was a bottom feeder but when she went on TV with one of the sluts demanding an apology. An apology for a fucking porn star who was a willing participant?

The sluts won't get in Augusta National but the scene across the street on Washington Road ought to be pretty rowdy. I just wonder how Tiger will do in a less protected environment.

 

I'll tell you what would be hilarious if one of these other guys, say a Sergio Garcia, is going into the final day of a major event tied or within one stroke of Tiger and thus is in his group and shows up with a new caddy just for that day - one of the skanks Tiger was fucking with.

Now THAT would be funny as shit.

Tiger would probably shoot about a 90 or something that day.

 

No, it's called realism.

The idea that this was anything other than a marriage of convenience is laughable.

That doesn't absolve him of anything however.

 

A wonderful reference. I always loved his reaction.

 

And you say that on what basis?

 

And when the announcers talk about all the pressure and turmoil Urkel has gone through, let's listen to see how many times the sentence includes the word "self-imposed."
O/U: 1 and take the under.

 

And the dumbest quote of the week, this guy:

Is Tiger Woods playing in the Masters or Richard Speck?

The best quote:

 

TTIUWOP