Match Game 06

Holy god, dools.
Time on your hands, is there?

 

Come up with our own idea...? I would agree, but isn't how we have been given/treated to/subjected to "America's Got Talent" and "American Idol"?

 

I caught one of the reruns on GSN last night, and this must have been the worst answer presented on the show.

Jacques Costeau, the famous diver, was invited to a costume party. So he blew up his wet suit, and went as [BLANK].

The contestant said, "Jackie Gleason."

 

If I may, they did a new version of Match Game a few years ago and it was awful. So I say leave it alone. I still watch the reruns on GSN, laugh a lot at Fannie Flagg, drool a lot when Elaine Joyce is on and wonder why Brett Somers ever even had a job. Again, leave it alone. It stands up today.

 

No, the worst ever answer was this:

 

My fiancee and I have become big Match Game fans -- in fact, we're planning to go to Halloween as Brett Somers and CNR. Here's what we can come up with:

Seat 1: Good call on Kevin Sorbo. Roll in with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Lorenzo Lamas, Wayne Brady, Chris Pontius.
Seat 2: First, a note. You either get Brett and CNR together on the revival or not at all. If you can get them, cool, if not: Laurie Metcalf, Kate Mulgrew, or Judy Gold.
Seat 3: Martin Mull, Andy Richter, Louie Anderson (give him another shot, please! he needs the work), Bruce Vilanch.
Seat 4: Danielle Fishel, Tia Carerre, Renee O'Connor, Megyn Price.
Seat 5: Let's go big, Samuel L. Jackson. Good call on Whoopi Goldberg. How about Hal Sparks or Dan Patrick.
Seat 6: Betty White, first choice, by far. Good call on Caroline Rhea. Other options: Katey Sagal, Wendy Liebman, Kathy Griffin, Julianna Margulies.
Host: Chuck Woolery, Christopher Knight, Alan Thicke.

And we've put way too much thought into this.

D-list, people, d-list! With a couple Bs and Cs.

 

Good work. Great call on Bruce Vilanch. I'll nominate Caroline Rhea too. She sure brings some rack to the table.